that awkward moment when your drink goes down the wrong pipe and you can’t cough because you have to swallow but you can’t swallow because you have to cough and you almost die

that awkward moment when the sophomores made a joke about child abuse during their pep rally skit……..

that awkward moment when you accidentally type “hopefully i’ll get alone with them and they’ll like me” instead of “hopefully i’ll get along with them and they’ll like me”

that awkward moment when your stomach still won’t stop growling and you’ve already fed it like 5 times in the past hour

awkward moments of the week woo

• that time i tried to open my brother’s letter because i thought it said audrey but it really said andrew
• that time i hit myself in the face with the car sun visor
• that time i asked the lunch lady for a “fiesta roll” and they were on the table
• that time i asked the lunch lady for a “fiesta roll” again two days later because there was nothing better to eat and it was in the same place
• that time kaitlyn made me laugh while i was eating the “fiesta roll” at lunch and a piece flew out of my mouth
• that time i tripped on the caution tape from when the ground had been really icy that was lying across the ground while walking out of school
• that time i walked halfway to my car in the school parking lot before realizing that my dad had dropped me off at school in the morning because my mom’s car was in the shop and she took mine

that awkward moment when you get excited because you think you got a text but your phone was just lighting up to tell you it’s done charging