note to self: coffee ice cream and toothpaste do not go well together

why do i enjoy italics so much

stop fucking snowing please

i will murder the sky

*background story: i’ve been sucking at serving recently

so at the tournament today there was this girl on the other team who was SO GOOD

like everyone was like “watch out for #42 she’s amazing!”

and so we were in the semis against their team

and it was a 15-point game and it was like 12-8 or something idk

and I went back to serve

and it, you know, went over the net

and it was awesome

and i served a few points before they got a point

and so we lost BUT when we were doing high fives the super-awesome girl was like “good game.. good game.. good game..” and then when she got to me she was like “nice serving!”

and i was like

ALFNOWIFWKFKALSFNAKJBLFK

but i didn’t have a chance to say anything to her

and i have no idea who she is

anyways thank you super-awesome girl

this has been a cool story bro moment with audrey

sometimes i get this intense need to drink orange juice

even though i used to hate orange juice

and now it’s just generally okay

but then there’s these times where it’s like amazing

no comprendo

one time my friend wrote a song and it went like this

nap time, nap time, supposed to be math time

but we don’t care

so we say

nap time, nap time, supposed to be math time

needless to say it was a beautiful song