39. When you sit down at the movies, quickly put up the middle armrest and say, “I hate these things!” Then move a li’l closer and snuggle up to that dude. 

That’s not obvious.

44. Text him, “If I were with you right now, what would we be doing?” It’ll make him think about you two being together.

You’re basically screaming, “I WANT TO DATE YOU.”

48. If you’re using a computer near a cute guy, just flick off the screen and ask him to help you fix your bug.

“Oh, it seems like the monitor is just turned off. Funny, I saw you press the button five seconds ago..”

54. At an amusement park, make a bet with your crush to see who can get on the wildest ride the most times in a row. Coaster-phobic? Challenge him to Skee-Ball instead.

Whoever pukes first loses! Woo, fun day at the park!

59. Ask him, “What’s your favorite song to sing in the shower?”

Translation: I’m imagining you naked right now.

67. If your mind goes totally blank when you run smack-dab into him, steal a line from a movie. Go for, “Did you ever think that maybe there is more to life than being really, really, really… ridiculously good looking?” Most guys can easily recite their favorite Zoolander quotes.

If he doesn’t know the movie, he’ll just think you’re creepy. If he does know the movie, he’ll probably still think you’re creepy.

87. Tell him you have psychic powers then offer to read his palm. Trace the lines on his hand and say, “I foresee you going to the diner with me for double cheeseburgers and curly fries.”

Are we third-graders?

88. Look at the spaces between your fingers. Then tell him his always fit perfectly in there. Cheesy, but it works.

Just no.

89. March up to him and say, “Hi there, you’re cute. I’m [insert your name], you should try to get to know me.”

Translation: “Hi, I’m desperate!”

93. Forget those Twittens. If it’s chilly outside, slip your hand into his coat pocket, then see how long it takes for his paw to join.

Ummmm… what.