one time

i opened the microwave before the beep

but after the timer stopped

and i’ve been trying to do it again ever since

and

I JUST DID

one time in middle school our history teacher made us lay on the floor to “get a new perspective”

i tried to copy and paste an arrow from microsoft word but i didn’t like it because it was too big so i deleted it and tried to just type —> and this is what happened

mailbox mailbox steering wheel

ok wingdings

today i got two paper cuts. in the same place.

my grandma just told us her cat takes 5-6 showers a day.

i went downstairs and my dad said that astro kid from x-factor was gonna be on some tv show and then i was like wait did you watch the x-factor like do you know the people and he was like yeah i’d probably recognize them and i was like do you know one direction and he was like yeah and i was like UGH I LIKE THEM NOW WHY DIDN’T YOU MAKE ME WATCH X-FACTOR WITH YOU I COULD HAVE BEEN THERE FROM THE BEGINNING CRYYY

the guy my friend likes texted her “i found someone!”

she was upset until she realized he was talking about hide and seek

that awkward moment when you see someone’s icon and recognize them but you don’t remember following them or them following you but somehow it happened and you know them but it’s fine because you like them you’re just confused how you didn’t realize you were following them